SCRONDAR LAUGHS AT YOUR FOUR WINDS
SORCERY MOST FOUL!!!
(via chaoticneutralsugar)
SCRONDAR HOPE ENOUGH GRAVY ON PLATE
(via titsandtrees)
COME INTO MEADHALL SWEET SORCERESS. SCRONDAR OFFER MANY OF FINEST TOWELS AND THE MAKINGS OF LUST DANCES UPON SCRONDAL FUTON.
I guess this is me :O
MAKE READY SHARPNESS OF SWORD BEAUTIFUL WAIFLING AND SCRONDAR RIDE HARD INTO BATTLE BESIDE YOU! LOOK NOT TROUBLED FOR GREAT VICTORY FEASTINGS AWAIT AFTER BATTLE. SCRONDAR ALSO MAKE FOR THE SPECIAL BRUNCH IN FOGGY MYSTICAL MORNING!!!
IF NO SWORD SCRONDAR LEND ONE TO YOU.
Redrule
I SCRONDAR STAND TRANSFIXING UPON BEAUTY OF FACE AND BREAST. BEAUTY STARE UPON MASSIVE MUSCLES OF RIPPLING AND LEAPING OF LOIN STAFF LIKE LION
(via epicallyepicepicosity)
lair-master asked: Hey, Scrondar! Just letting you know I'm still interested in the project you told me about a little while ago. Is it still happening?
SCRONDAR NOT KNOW OF WHICH YOU SPEAK! IS TREATY WITH DWARFS OR US FOR TO MAKE THE MIGHTY SEXINGS WITH TWO ELF MAIDEN?
SCRONDAR MAKE OFFER FOR TWENTY GOAT IN FIELD AND MIGHTIEST OF SWOLLED NIPPLE UPON BREAST FOR WHICH TO MAKE THE VALENTINED SIGILS OF BUTTOCK AND CRUSTED IN THE PUBIS!!!
duh-bish asked: Sweet! Scrondar is back!
YES AND HAVE MORE WELL MUSCLED SACK FOR WHICH HANGING WELL BELOW THE SCRONDAL LOVE MEATS. THICK AND GIRDED LIKE THE CANNISTERS OF THE PRINGLE
keaira1976 asked: I heard that SCRONDAR might be considering leaving Tumblr land!! No SCRONDAR NO! Please don't go! Where will we get our barbarian-y goodness from without you? *sniffles and makes sad puppy eyes*
SCRONDAR LOCK SELF OUT OF MEADHALL THEN BATHE IN MIGHTY RIVER. FIND DRYADIC SYLPH WOMEN IN THE NUDES IN TRANQUIL WOOD! SCRONDAR FOLLOW SILENT LIKE MIGHTY MUSCLED PANTHER. SCRONDAR OVERPOWERED BY MAJESTIC BOSOM AND FLAMING SWORD! SCRONDAR FORGET SCRONDAL WAYS AND WANDER IN TRANCE! SCRONDAR BACK FOR TO MAKE FOR GOOD TO MAKE STAY.
DESCRIBE TO SCRONDAR IN THE DETAILS OF QUALITY OF LOIN FLESH AND COARSENESS OF LOVELY PUBIS
(via nudityandnerdery)